No, seriously.

 Stop lying about such a stupid thing. I mean honestly, who lies about that? It's not like you have anything to be embarrassed about and nobody is going to think less of you. Hell, if you don't want to tell everyone else at least tell me! I know you too well for you to be lying to me at this point. I know you so well that the lie you're trying to pull off is absolute bullshit.
Aggravating...

People, stop lying about little things that don't need to be lied about. For the sake of me and the rest of humanity, please and thank you.

-some random chick.